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Hold out for an Avengers gig, Jon!
10 months ago on Open Letter from the Justice League of America to Jon Lester
@noisyking As I understand it, the reason lefties are at an advantage in pitching, too, is that batters, by training and experience, build their swings for what they're going to face most often. If most pitchers were lefties they'd train for that and have an advantage, but they don't, because they need to focus on what they'll see most often.
And now I feel like I should add a paragraph recommending a betting site. But I won't.
1 year, 3 months ago on The Advantages of Being Left-Handed in Baseball
Sadly, Superman grew up a Royals fan. And these days he roots for the Metropolis Monarchs.
It's Aquaman who grew up in coastal Maine.
He might be a good manager, though, being a king and all. And the fact that flying fish keep buzzing the visitors' dugout is just a freakish coincidence, that's all.
1 year, 4 months ago on The Greatest Red Sox Press Conference I’ve Never Seen
SoxCrazyEthanUK We just need to find a Japanese pitcher named Nohita.
2 years, 6 months ago on Lester and Bedard, Then Stay Outta The Yard
EthanUK It's far more intimidating than Balfour.
I suppose I shouldn't be shocked when I Google "Viking porn" and find out there actually is some. Even Viking cartoon porn. Yeeks!
At least it wasn't necessary. Go Sox!
2 years, 7 months ago on Will All the Beer in the World Be Enough to Make John Lackey More Appealing?
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2 years, 7 months ago on The Post-All-Star Game Home Run Derby
That was the most weak-ass two-run inning ever. But I'll take it, I'll take it.
Well, Dag Hammarskjold. That was no good.
"Lackey strikes out the side." Not a sentence I hear much, but I like it!
J.D. Drew! I remember you!
hayes So that's two innings that have ended with the same play, right?
Chronicles of REDDICK! Woo!
GarrettCRW How about when Scoots muffs two?
C'mon, Marco. Lackey needs good fielding.
Okay, John Lackey. Pitch well. I'm not expecting it, but I'm hoping...
Fox thinks people out here want to watch the Angels and A's, so I'm watching MLB's Gameday and listening to streamed WEEI...